Not a Good Time to be a Thief

Looking over at your car, you spot two young boys picking the lock and rooting under your seats. "Hey, Joe. Look at this wierd contraption. What do ya' think it is?" says the taller of the two. " I dunno. Maybe it's that new video game for blind people. You know, the one where you command a mythical creature woth your voice! I wonder if it works. I want to use a dragon!" Oh crud.