You again hit with a realisation

As you lay there on the couch, something is bugging you about what the doctor said after the... incident.

As you repeat the conversation over in your head, you discover what it is.

You think: How could he make a mistake like... unless Suddenly, you leap from the couch and drive back to the "Labratory" as fast as you possibly can. (Fortunately, no police officers pull you over for speeding)

Once you make it babe to the lab, y'all demand to see "Doctor Maroo" immediately.

Once he shows up, he sees you and says, "Oh, uh, hello there. Is there anything I can help you with?"

You respond, "Yes, I would like to know where you got your degree in Biology."

Maroo nervously responds, "Um, Harvard? Yeah, it was Harvard."

"Really? Well, I think Harvard should fire their Biology professor."

"Wh-why?"

"Well, have you heard of Dominant and Recessive Alleles?"

"Huh?!"

"Ah-ha! I've got you! You see, any person studying biology worth their salt knows what those are and how they work! You see, Y and X, the human sex chromosomes, are Recessive and Dominant, respectively. Since X is dominant, whenever they both show up, they produce a male child."

"So?"

"So, you said one of the chances for my gender was YX!! Anyone who studies biology knows you always put the dominant gene first! YOU CANNOT BE A REAL DOCTOR!"

"Dr." Maroo responds by...

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Not all doctors are alike, you know...

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