It's Butt Kickin Time!

You go onto the floor and find a mystical artifact lying on the ground. It is the Mystic Ring Of John Candyification. You put the mystic ring on your finger and shout out the magic words. You start to change in the most epic way. Your ears become pointed, your canines become cute fangs, your nose turns black, your finger and toe nails become black claws, brownish fur grows all over you, your facial features and voice change into that of late comic John Candy, you also bulk up growing to the same height and height as John Candy himself. You also develop superpowers, keen senses and an array of powerful martial arts moves. You are now a werejohncandy, but not just any ordinary one- you are a kung fu fightin ninja one. Using your superhuman strength- you pick up the table and throw it at the blob-like waitress. You then duck, then perform a super sonic roar that sends everything including the blob-like waitress flying. You're kicking serious butt, you're a superpowered ninja werejohncandy. And you're doing a pretty good job of kicking butt. Once the waitress is defeated, you go off and find another worthy foe to battle.

Written by BUK

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