Getting the John Belushi treatment..

You decide that you want to be a big, fat party animal like John Belushi in Animal House. So you flip the switch and shout: "I want to be a big, fat party animal like John Belushi in Animal House!". After you pull that level, you start to feel a tad strange. You double over in pain. You then start to change, your eyes glow an eerie greenish colour, your ears become pointed, your hair grows longer, your nose becomes black, your eye teeth become cute fangs, your eyebrows become bushy and very John Belushi-like, then you grow thick blackish fur all over your body, your fingernail and toenails become sharp black claws, quills grow out of your back, your hair goes into a long mane, your facial features become those of comedian John Belushi. You also become quite overweight causing your shirt to rip, your voice becomes John Belushi's voice and your cries become savage gutter werebelushi grunts and growls. You got what you wanted, but you're a werebelushi- a wild vicious american werebelushi. Who are you gonna call?

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