A Yeti Western

Hearing the clatter of horse's hooves, you turn the corner expecting to frighten someone - but you are just as shocked.

Instead of seeing someone on horseback, you encounter a centaur in western clothes. He rears up, whinnies in fright and gallops off, yelling for help. You float there, puzzled for a few minutes.

"CLAWS UP, VARMIT!" comes a voice from behind you.

You spin round to face a 10 foot tall sasquatch with tight jeans, a stetson, a waistcoat and a pentagram-like badge. He holds two silver guns, ponted at you.

"Ah'm Flatfoot, Sherrif of Half-horse town. Who or what in tarnation are you, fella?"

Written by A R Jackson

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