Bigger and bigger and BIIIIIGGERRRR!

"Stop looking at yourself" says the scientist "and look around you!"

"Everything seems to have gotten smaller." you say

"You've bigger," replies the scientist "and you can't stop!"

It's true. You are growing at a rate of an inch a minute. "Can't you do anything to stop it?" you ask.

"I'm not sure. I need more time. But I can give you this hide loincloth. It's an animal product, so it should grow with you."

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