Why do you suddenly have the urge to say "Pieces of Eight!"?

That's strange, you think when you wake up. Fatima looks even bigger now...

In fact the whole beach is bigger...because you're smaller!

You have an even bigger shock when you look down - and see a beak, and a parrot's body after it!

Written by A R Jackson

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