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Kitchy-koo, Rexy-poo!

Before the pyrots have time to lose their patience and start tickling you again, Rex shows up.

"I'M READY FOR ACTION, DWEEB! HEY, WHERE ARE THE BABES?"

Rex arrived so quickly you didn't have time to make up a story any better than to tell him the girls had a fantasy about accidentally meeting a hot guy buried in the sand. You think it sounds lame, and are almost ready for Rex to beat you up.

"SOUNDS HOT, DWEEB; GUESS YOU WEREN'T MAN ENOUGH FOR 'EM, HUH?" Luckily for you, Rex isn't the brightest turnip on the truck. He even helps you as you bury him in the sand. But he seems suspicious when you start to untie his shoes.

"HEY! WHAT'RE YOU DOING?" You explain that you didn't want to get a lot of sand in his expensive new shoes, and he agrees.

As soon as they see Rex Ripler's humongous barefeet, the pyrots are totally in love! You can almost swear their eyes are bulging out of their heads in little heart shapes and you hear an old-fashioned car horn blowing HU-OOOOO-GUH!! Soon they are all gathered round Rex's two gigantic helpless bare feet, staring at his titanic tootsies as if the anticipation of tickling them could never live up to the reality.

"I'M READY, DWEEB; BRING ON THE BABES!" You ask Rex if he's ready to have a few good laughs, and he just smirks and replies, "SURE - LET THE GOOD TIMES ROLL!"

Then all the pyrots eagerly begin to tickle Rex's feet all over with their feathers, claws and beaks. You hear Rex give a cry and cringe, expecting to hear him curse at you and threaten to beat you up. Instead you hear...

"TEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!!!!!!!!!!"


Written by stephan

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