The pyrots want booty that's stuck on your footy!

"Where's Crusydor?" you ask.

"'e's not gonna save ya this time!" squarks the pyrot captain. "'e's a bit tied up!"

"Yeah, we should know!" adds another "WE were the ones who tied him up!"

"Now, give us the ring" orders the pyrot captain.

"I would if I could" you reply "But it's stuck fast on my toe. I can't get it off!"

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