Body By Jake?

Experience has taught you that when something sounds too good to be true, it usually is. "No, thanks," you tell the pill pusher firmly. "There are no short cuts to physical fitness."

"Well said!" cries a clear confident voice. You turn to see a young bodybuilder, dressed in tank top and running shorts, smiling up at you. "Call me Jake," he says, offering you his hand. "I'm a personal trainer. I specialize in helping the out-of-shape achieve their fitness goals. How would you like me to work with you for free?"

"For free?" you wheeze, lowering your weights. "Why?"

"Let's just say I like a challenge," Jake answers, still smiling. "And, man, would you be a challenge!" he adds, poking your immense doughy midsection with an index finger. "If I could get you in shape, I would consider it a personal triumph. What do you say?"

What do you say?

Written by Funny Animal

You accept Jake's offer
No thank you.

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