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Milk: It does a body good

You half-rise from your chair as painful muscle spasms course through your body. Your torso expands dramatically--particularly your chest, shoulders, and neck--ripping your clothes to shreds. Short, coarse fur spreads over your body, and you stare in disbelief as your fingers shorten and fuse into cloven hooves. Your face pushes out into a square muzzle, and you feel something growing from the top of your head. You sense the base of your spine lengthening and realize with a shock that you now have a tail. The room suddenly seems smaller, which is not surprising, considering that you now take up a significant portion of it.

Fred the wolf backs away from you and cowers in a corner. Fred the human merely frowns at you in disappointment.

Glancing into a large mirror hanging over the sofa, you see the reason for your incredible sensations: you've turned into a bull!

"Drat!" says Fred the human. "I knew I shouldn't have used cow's milk!"

Written by Funny Animal

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