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Fred the human seems perturbed, but not particulary shocked, to find a full-grown bull standing in his living room. As you take a few wobbly steps and Fred the wolf whines softly, Fred the human pulls a tape recorder from his pocket and clicks the "on" button.
"Note to self," says Fred the human, speaking into the recorder. "Regarding formula 7B: do not, I repeat, do not substitute ingredients." He clicks the recorder off and returns it to his pocket.
By this time your bovine instincts are beginning to kick in. You snort aggressively and begin pawing the floor with your hooves, ruining the expensive hardwood finish in the process. Fred the human turns away for a moment. When he turns back, you see that he is holding a tranquilizer dart pistol in one hand and an electric cattle prod in the other.
"At least it won't be a total loss," sighs Fred the human, aiming the pistol at your broad flanks. "You should bring a good price at the next livestock auction."
Written by Funny Animal