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Who's head of the house now?

You get up from the accident, holding a throbbing head. "What happened to me?" asks your little sister.

"How should I know", you respond. Then you jump back as you recognize the sound of your voice. It's strict, and yet at the same time feminine. You look down at your body, and what your eyes see completely bewilders you. You're wearing a large pink dress and top, with a little frilly apron down around your now-huge hips. You qickly run to the dresser mirror and slap your hands against your MOTHER'S FACE! Somehow, the accident must have put your mind in your mother's body. What about everyone else, though, you wonder. You turn to see everyone looking at their new bodies ... except for Fred, who must have his wife's mind in that body.

"Fred, who are you?",you ask.

"I'm here", responds Freds wife.

"What about you, mom?"

"Right here, honey", growls the wolf. Just as she answers, the wolf (at least that's who you think is in your sister's body) runs out the door. Oh, great, you think to yourself, how am I gonna get out of this one? That's when you hear:

"JESSICA, IS THE CHICKEN BURNING?"

It's your father!

"Just a few more minutes", growls the wolf.

"WHAT WAS THAT?"

"I said just a few more minutes", you say in a housewifish tone. Then you look at your mother and make the shh signal. You open the door and walk out into the hallway, which is even odder than usual, since your hips are now so wide they almost brush the door frame. You find this very odd and discomforting. You go over to the oven, take out the chicken and set the table. Then your father comes in, gives you a kiss on the cheek, and says:

"How's my petunia doing today?"

"I'm just fine, Paul dearest" you say in a nervous tone, barely remembering your father's first name in time.

"Well, someone's birthday is coming up, and I think I have a little pre-birthday present for them tonight if they're nice", he says to you seductively tone. Now you are just totally grossed out, as if the body wasn't bad enough. You throw up. Then Paul gets up to help you, but he slips on the vomit and falls unconcious.

"Good", you mutter to yourself, and then run to the guest room where your mom and Fred are.

When you get in the room, the two are engaged in conversation. "How's the machine", you ask.

"Totaled", responds Fred.

"Is there anything we can do? Because I have a bridge tournment this weekend, and I can't go like this", says your mother.

"Yeah I've got to go play in the football playoffs too."

"All right, first of all we need to find the missing bodies", responds Fred, almost cooing in his wife's voice. "You two can do that while I fix the machine." And with that, you and your Mom are on your way.


Written by A-non Omass (edited by wanderer)

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