She does not take it well ...

Irene finds the lights and turns them on. As she turns to face you, she asks, "What do you mean about the ep- ... " For a long moment, she freezes, like a rabbit in the underbrush.

Then she screams like a siren.

You start to think that this might not have been that good of a idea.

Still screaming, she runs for the door. As you wonder what to do, your instincts suddenly kick in. You launch yourself at her fleeing, prey-like form and land on her heavily, bearing her to the floor.

"Ow!", she yells momentarily startled into speech, "that hurt!." Quickly thinking through your situation, you realize the best way to handle this is ...

Written by Mitchell Lord. (After the original by Joey Liverwurst.) (edited by wanderer)

... get your claws out of her back.

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