Game 2Game 2 Outline| Game 2 |
Game 2 Outline |
As you plod through the crowd, stopping every few seconds to admire your biceps or flex your pecs, you chuckle to yourself. "Wow, wait 'til Albert sees me!" you gloat. "He'll turn green with envy. Oh, wait, he's already green. Whatever."
Something about your most recent transformation keeps gnawing at you, though. Then it hits you: your muscle growth coincided with your sneezes! Each time you sneezed, you grew. "Hmm," you wonder. "What if I sneezed on purpose?"
You just have to find out. You seek out a spice shop and purchase a jar of their hottest pepper. Then you find an uncrowded spot near the pier. Quivering with excitement, you inhale a handful of the bright red powder through your big hippo nostrils.
You begin to sniffle and snort, and your eyes start to water. Your sinuses feel like they're on fire! You lean way, way back...and let loose the sneeze of the century!
"HWAHH-CHOOOOOOO!!"
Written by Funny Animal