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Muscles Out to Here

The results are immediate and dramatic. An overwhelming sense of mass and strength spreads from your head to your toes. It feels like every sinew in your body is bulking up. Trembling with anticipation, you stretch out your arms...and flex like you've never flexed before!

You begin with your beachball-sized biceps. As they swell and expand, nearly doubling in size, your shirt sleeves stretch to the breaking point and then split along the seams with loud rips. You move on to your boulder-sized pectorals. Grunting slightly, you push your chest out until it extends nearly as far as your broad snout. Rrrriiipp! Your shirt falls away, revealing immense, sharply-defined abs.

You turn your attention to your tree-trunk legs. Placing your hands on your hips, you flex your massive quadriceps, pitting them against your heavy denim jeans. Snap! Pop! Rip! There go your pants. You notice that a group of revelers has stopped to admire your impromptu exhibition. A couple of them even applaud.


Written by Funny Animal

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