You REALLY shouldn't have done that . . .

... because now there is a HUGE mess on your formerly clean patio. I don't know about the rest of you, but when I get wolf guts on my floor, it takes AGES to clean it up. Meanwhile, you are trying to get the 5 gallon jug of Lake-Scented Cleaner out of the trunk of your car when you realize that there is a young couple behind you, just standing and staring silently.

Written by Will Shakeyspear (edited by wanderer)

"Get off of my lawn!"

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