Lousy Kids

"Get off of my lawn!" you shout to the couple. "You're treading on my rhodondendrons!"

"Oh, sorry!" sez the girl with a start. "Come on, Sweety, we're treading on the rhodenendonwo... the rhosodowendroons.... the flowers!" And they step off the flowers and into a giant cockroach's mouth! It's huge! Like 3 feet long! Holy cow how gross is that?!

But after it finishes munching, you can hear that there is more to the mouth noise than mere chewing...