Utopia of Opera

Suddenly, you find yourself in a Captains uniform, standing in the middle of a deck. You feel an overwhelming urge to sing - and so, you open your mouth, and...

"Though we're no longer hearts of oak,

Yet we can steer and we can stoke,

And thanks to coal and thanks to coke,

We never run a ship ashore!"

The people around you open their mouths wide.

"What, never?"

"No, Never!" you cry.

"What, NEVER?" they gasp.

"HARDLY EVVEERRR!" you yell, in a deep voice.

"Hardly ever run a ship ashore!

Then give three cheers and three cheers more

For the tar who never runs his ship ashore!

Then give three cheers and three cheers more

For he never runs his ship ashore!" the people around you yell. While this is going on, you slink off to explore the boat.

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