Orthography forgoes its spells.

"Pardon," replies Katisha, looking annoyed, "just a typo. I meant mostly complete."

Typo? How perplexing.

"Anyway, now that I've let the cat out of the bag, I might as well tell you everything. I'm one of the Voices of Reason placed by the author into the story to explain away absurd plotlines and typos. For example, the episode that ended "Why couldn't [...]" should have ended with a question mark. In any case, forget about it. I'm just here to satisfy the author's pedantic nature."

You shrug.

"Anyway, since were already knee-deep in romantic irony, I'll let you transfer to another operetta now. Pardon, I meant since 'we're' knee-deep in romantic irony. See how annoying this job gets?"

Written by The Lord High Execiutoner (Katisha: "[AHEM] Executioner.")

"How about sending me to H.M.S. Pinafore?"
"I think I'll try The Pirates of Penzance."
Another Gilbert O'Sullivan number
Utopia

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