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The Lunatic

"Glad to see you're here at last!" a manic, high-pitched voice screams in glee.

"What...?" you murmur. "Fred... ?"

"Fred? Is that the OTHER fat and exotic animal?" teases the voice. You now know who it is - Raffles.

"RAFFLES! SHOW YOURSELF!!!" you bellow, lunging through the sewers, smashing everything in your path. Enraged, you can move incredibly fast.

"What... ? You want RAFFLES?" The voice is now strangely eager... Is it REALLY Raffles?

"YES! I WANT RAFFLES!" you bellow. To your horror, all of a sudden, hundreds and thousands of tiny pieces of paper fall from the ceiling, burying you. You dig yourself out and look at one - It's a raffle ticket.

"HEE HEE HEEEEEE!" the manic voice giggles in wild glee, and then you hear footsteps - whatever is running away (and it's almost certainly Raffles) is moving at a speed yet undiscovered to humans. Probably undiscovered to cheetahs.

Well, you're lost in a sewer and covered in raffle tickets. What now?


Written by an anonymous author (edited by wanderer)

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