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Chubby Lion VS Raffles

You continue racing down the sewer. Occasionally, smaller pipes lead off - but you continue going down the largest one, smashing your way past brick walls if they way is blocked. Eventually, you find yourself in a large chamber - and you hear cries for help. You can't see who it is - the chamber is horribly dark - but you recognize the voice!

"HEEELLPP MEEE!" the voice yells. It's Fred!

"FRED! IT'S ME! WHERE ARE YOU?!?!" you yell, venturing in. Suddenly, a dazzling light illuminates the entire chamber. You see Fred, attached to a large cross, above the opposite sewer pipe, leading off from the chamber. You look up to see a cross above this door, too - and suddenly, to your horror, mechanical arms shoot from the many different pipes in the walls, pick you up, and tie you to the cross!

"AHHHHHH!!" you bellow, writhing wildly. You destroy a couple - but for every one destroyed, you recieve five heavy punches from them and another three appear. Soon you are helplessly trussed up on the cross... and then, from the sewer pipe above which Fred is tied, a figure emerges! It's Raffles...

He looks absolutely awesome. He's DEFINITELY been experimenting on himself - although his skin is pale, he's incredibly muscular, with shoulder-length brown hair. He's dressed in traditional mad-scientist garb - a spotless white coat, with a single pocket on the breast and a few test-tubes inside it.

"Welcome to the party, fatso!" He grins and winks at you. His skin looks strangely thin and papery.

"What are you doing, Raffles?! Why are you DOING this?!?!" you roar, glaring at the nasty little freak.

"Why? WHY?! For power! For power and money! And the occasional cheescake! I LOVE CHEESCAKE!" He bellows the last bit dramatically and throws a test-tube onto the floor, causing a small explosion and a burst of flame.

"You're mad!" Fred yells.

"Am I?! AM I?!?! THEY ALL SAY I'M MAD! BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I SAY - MOOOOOOO!!!!" Raffles laughs wildly and throws another test-tube. This time, the stone floor rapidly turns blue and begins dissolving.. soon, a small lake is forming beneath you and Fred!

"Sorry I can't stay and chat - I HAVE CHEESCAKE WAITING! And some experiments... and a monster I'm creating from corpses. BYE-BYE!" Raffles takes out a small metallic box and throws it into the water. It becomes a metallic row boat. Raffles begins rowing away down the sewer pipe.

"Row, row, row your metallic bio-engineered boat, down the neo-enhanced sea... Please don't drink a single drop, in case the fat lion had a peeeee..." Raffles hums tunelessly and dissapears down the pipe.

The water is rapidly rising.. And you're completely trapped! What now?!


Written by an anonymous author (edited by wanderer)

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