An Animated werewolf in London.

Dick Van Dyke falls onto the floor, covered in wolf sick. Fred is dropped back in as well. "THAT'S IT! I QUIT! THERE WASN'T ANYTHING IN MY CONTRACT ABOUT BEING EATEN!"

A strange man with a big nose prances in wearing a top hat. He is carrying some lollipops. "I'm the scary Childcatcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. Can I have my net back? I have kiddies to catch!"

"I am so sorry, Mr Van Dyke", says Lengths. "Is there anything you want me to do to these wolves?"

"I have an Idea", says Dick.

The background changes to a foggy London cobbled street, complete with red jubilee "Local Hero" telephone booth. An orchestral rendition of "Rule Britannia" fills the air.

Your clothes have changed, too. You now wear a yellow and black Wolverhampton FC soccer shirt and Burberry baseball cap, and Fred is now a scruffy punk with a mohican, diaper pins in his ears and tartan pants.

"AAAAAHHHHH!" screams the little girl in her new role "POLICE!! MONSTERS!!"

"Where??" cries Fred.

"She means us, stupid!"

Written by A R Jackson (edited by wanderer)

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