Let's Take a Walk, Little Girl

You quickly join the little girl on the porch and close the front door behind you. "I don't know where Ms. Helmond is," you tell the girl as reassuringly as you can, "but I'm sure Mr. Van Dyke will be along any minute now."

You hear an awful ruckus coming from within the house, and you take a quick peek inside. It's not a pretty sight. A giant hand (presumably that of Dr. Lengths) has reached down from the ceiling and is wrapped around Fred's ankles, suspending him upside down. A second hand is whacking Fred harshly on his rear end. "Drop him, you fool!" screams Dr. Lengths. "Drop him this instant!"

You close the door again and gently take the little girl by the hand. "Come on," you suggest. "Let's go find Ms. Helmond."

Written by Funny Animal

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