No

You opt to remain where you are, unwilling to explain how you got there, at least until your fur appears. In all your majesty, you failed to realize until now that only your feet have changed. You roll your tongue around in your mouth, but your teeth feel as blunt as ever. Suddenly, your thoughts are interrupted by Fred Jacobsen, who pads over to the rose bush and laughs at you. "Think you're tough?" he asks before doubling over with wolfish laughter.

Written by Joey Liverwurst

Rise to the Challenge
If you can't beat 'em . . .
Fred gives you a lickin'
Fred wouldn't...would he?
Struggle

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