Game 2 | Game 2 Outline |
"Leave me alone," you demand. "I wouldn't be in this mess if it weren't for you."
"Is that a fact?" asks Fred. "Well, I don't want to argue the point. Out of curiosity, though, have you had any coffee lately?"
"Several cups," you respond. "What do you care?"
Fred chuckles and says, "You do know that coffee will stunt your growth, don't you?"
You look down at your stubby paws and moan in a markedly human way.
Written by Joey Liverwurst