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Goldy-Squirrel

You turn Around to see a cyborg like Squirrel with a Sentinel pointed at you. "What do you think you're doing?" you ask. (This is a different squirrel). "I"m going to shoot the crud out of you." he says in a squeaky voice, "Goldmember killy you! KILLY! KILLLY! KILLY!" You think about what he said. "Wait a second, did you say Goldmember? But you're tiny!" you yell at him. "Shut-up, Ted! Yeah, I know i'm tiny!" "But, who did this to you?" you ask. "First, SHUT-UP! And, well, I don't know, maybe it was some freaky madman who your father knows!" "Dr. Hex?" you say. "Yeah, that was him. I came to ask you how to reverse this, but your constant jabbering has given me a headache! So, i'm going to kill you instead, and ask your pops myself!" "You're mad, Goldmember!" "Well, thank-you!" he says. "You have ffive seconds to live. Sweet dreams! Huh-Ha-Ha-Ha!" Okay, you think, five seconds what do you do? Hurry up, idiot, you're going to die... so think fast!


Written by C.O. Shadow

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