Hairier with each hiccup

"You know, I'm sure you're getting hairier," says Fred.

You try to tell him to be quiet, but talking just sets the hiccups off. All that emerges from your throat is a faint whistling noise, however.

"Now you're definitely hairier," says Fred. "Have you looked at yourself in the mirror?"

Following his gaze, you turn back to the mirror. You still look normal, more or less, but there is more hair on your arms and chest than you remember. Your stubble looks thicker, too.

Distracted by your reflection, you almost don't notice yourself hiccuping again. It's only when hair begins to sprout on the backs of your hards that you realise what just happened.

Your face looks like you haven't shaved for day now. But if you can't get this whistle out of your throat, a shave won't be the only thing you need.

Written by Spoonbender

You can't stop hiccuping

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