What's the cure for hiccups?

Try as you might, you can't stop hiccuping. And with each hiccup, you suck air through the werewolf whistle lodged in your throad.

*Hic*

Your eyes turn yellow.

*Hic*

Your nose becomes broader.

*Hic*

Short whiskers sprout from your upper lip.

*Hic*

Are you imagining it, or are your teeth longer than they used to be?

"Don't just sit there, Fred," you shout. "Help me get rid of these hiccups. Fred... Fred?"

But when you turn around, Fred is gone. Puzzled, you turn back to the mirror... only to be knocked over by a large, furry weight leaping at you from the other direction.

"Surprise!" yells Fred, licking your face cheerfully. "They say that a good shock is the best cure for hiccups."

You feel yourself over carefully. No bones seem to be broken. You inhale cautiously. And exhale. Nothing. Could Fred really have cured your hiccups after all?

Written by Rasputin

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