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Argue the Point

"I can do as I please," you announce. "According to the U.S. Constitution, all men are created equal."

The manticore eyes you drily. "Created, yes. If you look at yourself, however, you will see that you are no longer a man, but an anthropomorphic wolf prone to mange and infestation by fleas and heartworms. Now go downstairs before I decide to have you spayed!"

Having spoken, the manticore turns his back to you and resumes playing chess. You decide that going downstairs might not be so bad, after all.


Written by Joey Liverwurst

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