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First Try

You begin by calling the Gordons, two doors down and still new to the neighbourhood. You don't know them very well, but what better time than the present to get acquainted?

"Hello," says Mr. Gordon, rather nonchalantly.

"Hi, are you a werewolf?" you inquire.

"What kind of sicko prank is this?" asks Mr. Gordon angrily.

"This isn't a prank at all!" you insist. "I ate some low-calorie brownies and suffered a lycanthropic reaction, and I was wondering if the same thing had happened to you. Maybe your fingernails are sharper than usual? Take a look."

Mr. Gordon tells you to go somewhere not very nice and hangs up the receiver. Oh, well.


Written by Joey Liverwurst

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