Since you have no money

She walks over and picks you up and places you on the counter. The wolf follows behind.

"Now what is it you wish to become?" She asks.

"Normal!", you both say at once.

"Well, lets see," she says.

She pulls out a chart of prices.

"Well, for me to change you back to normal, it would cost $120 apiece. Cash or cheque?"

"Ummm..." Fred says, "I'm afraid we have not money with us..."

"Well I guess you had better... or..." she says.

"Or...?" you ask.

"You could go with the Free-be plan."

"What's that?" you ask.

Fred says, "No, that's okay--I'll go get my wallet."

Fred leaves, but you decide to check out the Free-be plan.

"Please tell me about it."

She says, "Well, you get one of these potions. I can't be certian what you will become... generally it is human... but not your normal form... most of the time a more improved version. Some hate the new form others are delighted, some will chance another Free-be, and some just end up paying to be changed back to normal."

"Sounds sort of risky."

"You will become something of earth, more than likely not your normal self."

"It's completely free?" you ask.

"Yes. Completely.", she answers.

"Let's do it then," you say.

And with that she lets you pick a bottle and then pours it into a disk for you to drink.

It smells like rotten gym socks but tastes like bubble gum. Once your done drinking it you can feel the potion working its way into your system.

Then...

Written by Smokie (edited by phaedrus)

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