Being the literalist that you are . . .

You agree to help for an exorbitant amount of money. Koko pays you at once and grants you the authority to proceed however you see fit. Still irritated with the maid, you turn her into a trombone and proceed to play her for the Mikado's parade and march. The people are amazed by the beauty of your performance and agree that the maid should stay a trombone forever. Meanwhile, you are a much-loved celebrity . . . but you miss home and know that you cannot remain in this place much longer.

Written by Joey Liverwurst

You use your strange power of transformation to turn into a bird and fly away.

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