Is there a union for werewolves?

You snort. After a moment, Fred speaks.

"I have decided not to offer more commentary until you feed me," declares Fred. "I prefer tall, slender human beings, although beef and pork also are acceptable."

A gasp is heard off camera, followed by nervous laughter. "You're joking, right?" asks Lengths. "After all, this is a cartoon, and a boring one at that."

Fred bares his teeth. "You heard me," he snarls. "Until you provide me with victims, you are not getting any further analysis."

You then are bathed in a soft green spotlight. "Well, it looks as if you're on your own," Lengths tells you. "Any thoughts on real estate, for a change of pace? And for Heaven's sake, stop twitching your tail."

Written by Joey Liverwurst

No more pages for this story line have been written yet. Use the link below to write one of your own!

Add your own new page to the story!

Back to the parent page