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a.k.a. Pablo

"How about Cubist?"

Suddenly, all of the colours around you spill out of their confines and swirl together. Your perspective becomes highly distorted, so that Fred's eyes appear bigger than the rest of his body. They glow like moons against the backdrop, while his muzzle and paws are reduced to mere detailwork.

"Darn it," coos Fred, "even my intonation is messed up. I really should have paid more attention to my Art teacher back in high school. I thought that Cubism was like that old farm couple with the pitchfork!" He follows this remark with a long, mournful howl that echoes perversely throughout the room.


Written by Joey Liverwurst

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