Blasted kids...always getting underfoot!

"Phewwww, Jenny!" you gasp "Now that you've got such big feet they sure are stinky!"

Jennifer sits on a rock in the middle of the forest, her huge roo feet planted on your body, trapping your arms and legs.

"I'm glad you're suffering!" she replies, pressing down a bit "This is all YOUR fault!"

"My fault?? I never asked that ghoul to turn us into kangaroos! Look, when are you going to get off me?"

Jennifer starts snoring.

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