Oh well

You try to squeeze into one of the small wooden chairs, but upon doing so you crack the chair into pieces. "Ay, That was smart." The leprechaun taunts. "Why dont ye just break all o'the furniture?"

"Be quiet.You're not even supposed to exist." you say "You're the kind of thing I would write about in one of my tabloids for really lousy pay."

"OOOH, me great grandfather was een a tabloid." The leprechaun pipes in.

"Good for you..." You moo. You sit there a little while more. "That creaking is getting annoying." You say.

Written by Junshu

look at your hooves
Another chair bites the dust

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