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Another One? But hasn't the one I already have caused enough trouble?

"I wis the spidew was anoder wepwachaun!"you say as the spiders fang goes 1.2537 centimeters deep into your skin. The cute puppy dog face that you had been wearing, suddenly turns into a gashed, agony filled, and pain striken skew of emotions. "Well, all right boot ye oonderstand ya con't geet weeshes from him because ye didn't save him.Do ye steel wan't to weesh for that lad?" the leprechaun said hurridly as to not cause you more pain."Yeth! Yeth! Jutht do it aweady!" you say as the other fange lunges at your face. The spider starts shrinking and turns into a leprechuan shaped body. The fangs shrink and come out of your used-to-be-really-cute face and you watch the spider morph, expecting to see a head of red hair and little white hands grow out of its body. The spider begins to stand on two legs and green leprechaun clothes spread over her hairy body. A goofy green top hat with a clover attatched appears on the short little spider-leprechauns head. But, then instead of growing red hair and little hands, it stops morphing. Yes, that's right, no ordinary leprechaun stands before you. A fuzzy black creature with 9 glowing yellow eyes and two tiny fangs wearing leprechaun clothes stands before you. What is it a leprespid? you wonder.

Frightened, you begin to flee. The leprespid tries to step forward but falls flat on its butt. It is having trouble walking on 2 feet. "Give it 15 minutes. It'll learn to walk by then." The leprechaun estimates as you run down the hall.


Written by a stinky spy

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