You Lose BIG Time!

Your claws come within a few inches of the gold as a clock chimes midnight.

"Too Late!" laughs the leprechaun as both he and the gold dissapear.

You stare at your bulging, inflating gut with horror. You failed, and now you will gain weight for the rest of your life...

Written by Andrew Anorak

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