Victory..well not quite.

"Seventeen questions left now!"

"Is it upstairs?" you say

"Nay. 16"

"Is it on the ground floor?"

"Nay. 15"

"Is it is the cellar?"

"Nay. 14"

"Is it in the dungeons?"

"Nay. 13"

"Are you playing another joke on me?"

"Nay. 12"

"That wasn't a question!"

"Yes it was."

"You say it's in the castle, but it's not upstairs, on ground floor or in the cellar or dungeons. Where else can it be? I've wasted another question, haven't I?"

"Two. Ten to go"

"Shit. Well it's not below ground level, is it?"

"Yes, 9"

"It is below ground level?"

"yes, 8"

You think. During the game you've grown fatter and heavyer and the chair falls to pieces. You fall to the ground and the room shakes.

"It's down the well isn't it?"

"Yes."

"YESSSSSSSSSSS! I found your gold! Now remove your curse!"

"You still need to get to it," says the leprechaun "And yer goin' ta have a bit of trouble squeezin' your puppyfat down the well"

Written by Andrew Anorak

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