Titanic Tiger

As you bob about in the water at the stern of the ship, you hear a scraping sound coming from the ship. A pair of huge tiger feet burst from the stern. Guess his belly wasn't the only thing that's gotten bigger.

To your relief, you see the crew and passengers rowing to safety in the lifeboats. The ship doesn't seem to be sinking though. The tiger's fat seems to be keeping it afloat.

There is a puff of green smoke and the leprechaun appears on your stomach, dressed as a pirate.

"Why did you do this?" you demand

"That tiger was getting too big fir his boots (not that he wears any.) so I made him too big for his "Boat!""

"I'll never get to Ireland now!" you groan.

"Sure you will!" says the lepechaun, tying you to the tiger's massive tail. He plucks the feather out of his cap which grows to huge size. "We'll just use giggle power! Coochie coochie coo!" he coos, tickling the tiger's giant feet in turn. He giggles and kicks, and the ship soon picks up speed.

Written by Andrew Anorak

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