The Pirates' fat booty

You turn and try to swim away as fast as you can in your state, but you hear the pirates calling you; "Stay were ye are, fatso, or we'll 'arpoon ye like a whale!"

You turn and see that the pirates do have a harpoon aimed at you, so you just lie there drifting. When the ship is close enough, a net is thrown over you and you are pulled ashore. You are so heavy it takes the whole crew to pull you up.

Once you are up on board deck, the ship tilts dangerously to one side, so the pirates decide to tie you to the mast in a sitting down position.

As the pirates go off to discuss what to do with you, you decide you were better off with the tiger. Wonder what happened to him?

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