Want to borrow a hanky?

"Sneeze?" you reply "Ahhh...AH-CHOO! AH-CHOOOOO! What have you..AH-CHOOO!!-done to me?"

"I've given you an allergy to cat fur...which is a shame, because you're covered in it. Don't worry, it'll wear off eventually...."

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