Stuck in the castle, you go ape!

You actually quite like being King Kong.

If only you weren't stuck in this stupid castle!

Your head sticks out of the roof and you see the leprechaun sitting on the battlements. "I could free yer, but yer only got one wish left!"

You struggle and the castle shakes, causing the leprechaun to fall off the battlements and get lodged between your toes

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