Well, not with the edge. Don't want a mess.

The nerd runs right by you in a low crouch, slowly panning his dart gun around the room just like a cop in a B grade action movie. You wouldn't doubt that's where he got the idea.

As he runs by the cabinet, run stand up, and hit him hard over the head with the flat of the axe.

KA-BAAAANG!

"Ow!" he yelps, firing his dart wildly into the ceiling. Hey, wan't he supposed to be knocked unconcious? You realize that he wasn't the only one who got ideas from action movies.

You do the KA-BANG bit again. You try your best to look menacing. All, 5 foot one, hundred pounds of you. The tight sweater doesn't help, either. You go for a crazed woman with ax look. You may be tiny, but you've got an ax!

Good thing he's a coward. He drops the dart gun and rolls to the ground, whimpering.

"Please don't hurt me! I just wanted to talk, that's all. Ok, sorry about trying to make you my love slave. Won't happen again, I swear!"

Hmmm, should you pump this guy for info, or just tie him up and leave him?

Written by Oberon

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