Wish for a magical remote, then go find the bully that messed with your cousin

"Leprechaun, I wish I had a remote control that could change guys into hot-looking girls," you command.

"As ye wish, mistress," the leprechaun shrugs, sounding less and less thrilled with granting your wishes. A small black remote control materializes in his left hand. Before handing the device to you, the leprechaun gives a quick explanation of how to use it. Taking the remote in your hands, you start looking around for the bully that gave your cousin Trixie a lot of grief a few months ago.

Just one problem: What was the bully's name? "Darn, I wish I could remember his name," you say out loud.

"Your wish is my command, mistress," the leprechaun replies.

"Oh, wait, I didn't mean to . . . ." you start to say, but you grin as the name of the bully flashes in your mind. "Chuck Mason," you say in a low tone.

After wishing to know where Chuck Mason is (biology class), you walk away from the bus stop and head into the school. The leprechaun casts a spell to prevent anyone other than you from being able to see him, then he quickly follows you. After taking a right turn past the office, you head down the hallway leading to Mr. Nervos' classroom.

Peeking through the tiny window on the classroom door, you can see Mr. Nervos giving a lecture from the front of the room. He appears to be talking about the periodic table or something. At the back of the room, you see Chuck engaging in a whispered conversation with a pretty, dark-haired cheerleader. It is not clear to you what the two of them are discussing, but the cheerleader does not appear to be happy about it.

"Excuse me, miss?" someone behind you says. You turn around to find the school principal, Mr. Hammer, looking at you sternly.

"Oh, Mr. Hammer," you say, giving him the most innocent look you can muster. "I was just heading back to class."

"Then why are you standing here looking in the window?" Mr. Hammer demands.

The leprechaun walks around the corner. "What now, mistress?" he asks. "Use the remote, perhaps?"

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