Cat Instincts

You are about to take the bite, when suddenly, you feel yourself overcome with feline instincts. You lick your own paw, but realize that THAT'S how hairballs happen. So when you realize that, you go back for the final strike. But when your feline mouth is ready to strike, instead of biting, you lick her neck. 'Heh heh heh,' Jennifer giggles.

'Wait,' you think. You've heard that she HATES to be tickled, but unfortunately for her, she's insanely ticklish. You wonder if you should get it over with an finish her off, once and for all, or maybe tickle torture her, without killing her. You spy something on the ground next to her, and you pick it up. A digital sound recorder, but as it's from Radioshack (copyright blah blah, 2 thousand BLAH), you know you've got about three hours to use it until something 'mysteriously' happens and it brakes. You get to thinking, maybe you should tickle her until she confesses to stealing your stories, and record it.

Given the choice between reclaiming 100+ stories AND putting your rival paper out of business, as Jennifer is their top reporter, and you could have her sent to jail a long time for stealing your stories, or just getting rid of her and starting fresh, the choice becomes clear.

Let the tickling commence!

Written by Mr. Anonymous (formerly known as Anonymous)

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