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Should have just gone straight veggie...

You remember that, as you were walking by the road somewhere, really drunk, you had been a vegetarian all of your life. You were really hungry, then you saw a pink pig walking by. As you were so drunk, you decided to take a bite out of its leg. This really bugs you when you think that this didn't have to happen if you just hadn't bitten it. When you're done scolding yourself, you realize that your head is totally that of a pig. You try to say, "Why couldn't I just have been a vegetarian?!!" but it comes out as a bunch of squealing, grunting and snorting. Then you try to run up and punch the witch, but before you get too far, you're on all fours. You aren't used to it so when you try to run, you fall on your new pink snout. It really hurts. The witch then licks her lips, snaps her fingers, and a barbeque grill appears. She snaps her fingers again and a knight-looking guy appears next to it, wearing an apron, which reads, "KISS THE COOK". He begins advancing towards you, pulling out a sword. "I like a bit of entertainment before my meal" says the witch. She snaps her fingers and the wall next to you vanishes. "Run, Porky, run!" she cries at you. She then snaps her fingers again and the knight vanishes. You let out a relieved grunt, but then notice that your girlfriend has a crazy look in her eyes. "Yes... This will be much more entertaining..." says the witch, right before your girlfriend-turned-Kitsune lunges at you.


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