Lardo needs some help

The werewolf is lying on his belly which has expanded around the floor he's on. He can't reach the thorn. Being the cute puppy helper you are, you pull out the thorn. You walk around to his front side, since he can't turn around, but find that he doesn't know who you are. "You damned leprechaun! I'll give you something to laugh about!" Faster than you can avoid it, given you weren't really paying attention, he takes a small chunk out of your leg. "OW!" you cry. "Wait, that's not the leprechaun... who are you?" "I juwst got heew, and puwled that thorn out of your foot, and thys is how you re-pa me?" you reply, in pain.

"Oops! Sorry," the obese lycanthrope says. "didn't know. Thought you were the leprechaun that tricked me into this. First I wished to be a werewolf, then I was puny and wished to be bigger, so he made me fat, and trying to find him, I got a thorn in my leg and fell down. Couldn't reach it. It hurt like a bitch."

"No prob, dude, but you didn't have to bite me." He becomes worried. "How bad is that bite?" he asks too quickly to be innocent. "Just a little nip, no biggie. Wait, I'm not speaking like a little kid!" "That's what I'm worried about. See, this magic may have spread. Find a mirror and look at yourself." You look at your face... Your snout has spread out, and you look like a real werewolf.. but...

Written by Talbain

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