As if you didn't have enough to worry about!

"Ye'd better be wishing us all out of this chain gang, laddie!" says the leprechaun. "I just realized something."

"What?"

"Ye've got a werebeast at one end, you at the other, and me, a magical being in the middle, all linked together."

"Duh! Yes! So?"

"I might ack as conducter, passing the animal from the werejackal to you. You could end up as a were yourself!"

"Leprechaun, you're being paranoid. I wish you'd just shut up-SHIT! SHIT! SHIT!!!"

Written by AR

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